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interquast:

blacksupervillain:

I hope jesus comes back as a rapper

drake’s already here

(via dangergays)

artpopsicle:

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(via illestcatv)

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

(via my-chemical-no)

unpetitlapinou:

p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather

I swear this speaks to me on such deep levels oomg

(via my-chemical-no)

darrynek:

turn up

hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via nervouspoppunk)

(Source: cradleghost, via thekingsdead)

(Source: tyrellslanding, via save-rock-and-folie)

bagelthins:

the thing with shouting obscenities in public is that people by nature are curious so a lot of people regardless of gender will turn and look!!! by this logic if you yell “sexist asshole!” in a public place then 15 men such as yourself will turn as well
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(Source: yeiku, via alone-since-89)

jarley-puckerrose:


Can everyone just be like Dylan?